What if Mario Kart's most wreckless racers didn't just get back on the track after a crash? Bad things, according to humour site Dorkly Bits.
Dorkly Bits: Mario Kart Crash [YouTube]
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This is what a large number of human beings do every day. Locked in a steel box, eager to be somewhere else. It is a bizarre modern practice but it has become completely mundane for millions. A lot do it because they require money for food and shelter. Otherwise they will die hungry and alone. They invented trains and all the corresponding destinations. They pay close attention when to exit and are ready to get instantly annoyed if the train isn't quick enough. They will spend years, decades, perhaps even centuries doing this. Or at least until teleportation is commercially available.
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ooooh, so that's why the shells are red..........
I normally like these Dorkly vids, but that was just boring. That one has way too much influence from family guy; not funny at all.
Agreed... and they all end the same way, too.
Puntastic! "Wreckless"
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