Wow. We had over well over a hundred entries for this Haiku competition, and while I thought that the grim subject matter (the terrifying Dead Space 2) would result in less hilarious entries, turns out you guys can find the funny in anything. These were my five favourites, and each entrant wins themselves a copy of the game.
There were plenty of good entries that just weren't quite Haikus, but I though it would be unfair to those who made a real effort to get the format correct. Some were chosen because they made me laugh, some because they were clever. And the winners are...
welbot I woke up my wife when I screamed like a big girl no sex for a month
Edward OH SHIT! OH MY GOD! DIE DIE… ahhh, okay… it’s dead… OH SHIT NO IT’S NOT!
David Ferris Annhiliated. My broken limbs float within Zero Gravity.
AmbroseIV Strolling down the hall Raped by a huge tentacle It burns when I pee.
Anthony Zonaga Leon Kennedy Dismembers Los Ganados. Hey, this isn’t Spain.
If the winners could email me with their format of choice and address, that would be awesome. Thanks!
Also, there were plenty of other hilarious entries - head here to check them all out.