Breaking Contraceptives Has Never Been So Entertaining

This week on Xbox Live Indie Clips we’re taking a look at Spermatozoon, a game that’s all about inferior products and making horrible, horrible mistakes.

While I’m sure I mention it in the video, I feel I must reiterate that this is not how contraceptives are supposed to work. If your preferred method of contraceptive is a spinning wall that periodically leaves gaps for a spermatozoon to pass through, you should probably switch to a different brand. Likewise if microscopic little spermatozoa are strong enough to blast a chunk of your protection away, I’d lay off the sex for awhile and possibly offer yourself up for scientific study.

All-in-all this is a pleasant little game that leaves itself wide open to some harsh sexual commentary while you play. I imagine the two to four-player local multiplayer must be a real blast.

Might have worded that wrong.

Spermatozoon is available now on the Xbox Live Marketplace for 80 Microsoft points.

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