After struggling for years to overcome his ring addiction, Sonic the Hedgehog finally loses it deep within the Casino Night Zone. Luckily he's got his best friend to back him up, sort of.
Click to view If you're going to attempt an intervention for your video game partner, make sure it isn't in a place that accepts you as collateral. People wonder why I don't take better care of myself, and this is exactly why. I might not be the most hygienic writer at Kotaku, but when someone comes to collect on one of my friends' gambling debts you can be sure they don't want me stinking up their trunk.
It's all part of my evil plan.