In this corner, weighing in at mildly depressing, we have the astounding trailer for Dead Island. In the other corner, the awkward sexual tomfoolery of Ubisoft’s We Dare. Put them together and you might just throw up a little.
I’d like to thank reader SawtoothGrin for sharing this horrible amalgamation of two of the most talked-about trailers of the year so far. Mixing We Dare’s free-spirited sexcapades with the haunting music and sound effects of Dead Island has me imagining a Anne Rampling-style sex island that’s been overrun by hordes of hungry undead.
Don’t ask me how the kid ended up there.