Sleeping can be fun - necessary even. But what if stuff happens when you're sleeping - game stuff? What are you supposed to to do then? Thankfully we have a solution - While You Were Sleeping, a quick round up of all the news that happened… while you were sleeping.
What wizardry is this? When I was at school it felt like writing '58008', and turning it upside down so it could say 'BOOBS' was the absolute height of technology and wit. Kids these days have Doom on their graphing calculator. Sigh.
This is hilarious - Billy Mitchell has opened an arcade. Without a Donkey Kong unit. Honestly.
Kotaku cosplay posts are frequent - but usually hail from Japan. This picture is one of the best efforts we've ever seen and, it's with a tiny, shrivelled nub of quasi-patriotic pride that I say the cosplayer in question hails from Australia.
In Short Billy Mitchell Opens An Arcade Billion Dollar Expectations Caused Activision To Abuse Guitar Hero Says Ex-Publisher Here's Doom Running On A Graphing Calculator This Week's Most Dangerous Cosplay Glass Joe Ain't No Punk, Bitch