The truth of the matter is that Minecraft maestro Markus "Notch" Persson won five awards at the Game Developers Conference this week: an audience choice award, an indie grand prize, a best downloadable game trophy, another for innovation and one for best debut game.
Most of the interview I did with him after the awards this week, however, was fiction.
Except the Minecraft 2 part. He really doesn't want to make a Minecraft 2. That makes sense.