Despite the fact that the original Dragon Age sits, accusingly, atop my ever-increasing pile of shame, even I have to admit that Bioware's sequel is the big kahoona burger of this week's releases. Pokemon Black and White is another big 'un, striding across the handheld landscape like a Bulbasaur Colossus, saying nothing but his name. Repeatedly.
Maybe it's finally time to break my Dragon Age duck - what say thee? Should I bother with the original or jump straight in to the sequel?
Deathsmiles (360) What is it? A 2D shooter that has taken ages to come out in Australia. Should you care? It's pretty nifty, but niche. Great for fans of twitchy arcade shooters.
Dragon Age 2 (360/PS3/PC) What is it? The sequel to the game that had a name that made it sound like a prequel. (I'm pretty sure the sentence police will be after me for that one.) Should you care? Verily.
Hidden Mystery Titanic (Wii) What is it? No idea. Should you care? I couldn't even care long enough to Google this and find out what the hell it was about.
Nail'd (360/PS3) What is it? Quad bike racing game with a mad focus on speed. Should you care? I remember thinking this was alright when it was shown to me a while back. Alright. Not brilliant.
Pokemon Black and White (DS) What is it? Having run out of colours to sell, Nintendo has resorted to the non-colours black and white to pimp their wares. Should you care? Haven't had the chance to check it out yet, but I'm sure it's dandy.
Yoostar 2: In the Movies (360/PS3) What is it? Blah blah blah, thing about movies. Should you care? Blah blah blah. Make of that what you will.