Although you'll have to make sure they get a good randomising rotation in the air before they land-they don't look like they'd roll well - you'd be hard pressed to find a more badass set of number generators than these "thorn dice", available in hard resin or metal depending on how much you'd like to pay. (Platinum accepted at fine smithies everywhere.) [Shapeways via Boing Boing]
Thorn Dice, The Most Brutal Tabletop Dice In All The Land
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