GLaDOS Is Powering Up, Is Portal 2 Imminent?

GLaDOS Is Powering Up, Is Portal 2 Imminent?

The potatoes on the GLaDOS@Home web page are counting down, and a cryptic email from GLaDOS herself arrives. What does it mean? Is Portal 2 about to open?

We’ve just received an email here at Kotaku Tower from, warning us of what could very well be our impending doom.

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What secrets does the encrypted message hold? I’m betting it’s not “Drink more Ovaltine”.

A quick glance at the GLaDOS@Home countdown site shows that the Auxiliary Power Potatoes at the bottom of the page have begun counting down, with a status message that reads:

10:50 – Engaging starch-based power cells 11:00 – Reboot safety test protocol initiated… 11:00 – Relaxation chamber locks released… 11:00 – Involuntary hazard mitigation associates have assumed testing positions… 11:00 – Pre-release lethality assessment initiated…

Sounds like it’s almost time. Hold me, I’m scared.

Update: As our readers have pointed out, that hex code translates to a Facebook page for a band with a new song on iTunes.

Update again: The potatoes are counting down, but the hex message we received could be a scam. The fact that the band YouTube account and page went up a day in advance of the ARG had us curious, but the song is absolutely horrible and seems to have no bearing on the game whatsoever.

…And now the page has been removed from Facebook altogether. Well that was fun.


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