Here Is Your Spoiler Free L.A. Noire Achievement List!

Achievement lists are interesting. Some they're dripping with spoilers, others tastefully give you a feel for the gameplay, and how you'll be rewarded, without ruining parts of the plot. This list, thankfully, represents the latter.

It seems like L.A. Noire will be rewarding you for some of the action aspects of the game, but we're glad to see that the game is mostly dealing out achievement related bling for your investigative skills. From what we've seen so far, the investigation and interrogation scenes in L.A. Noire are easily the major strengths of the game.

A Cop On Every Corner Complete a single street crime case.

Johnny On The Spot Respond to 20 street crime cases.

The Long Arm Of The Law Complete all street crime cases.

The City Of The Angels Reach 100% Game Complete.

The Up And Up Complete a story case with a five star rating.

Shamus To The Stars Complete all story cases with a five star rating.

The Brass Achieve maximum rank.

Not So Hasty Stop a fleeing suspect with a warning shot as an LAPD Detective.

Asphalt Jungle Chase down and tackle a fleeing suspect on foot as an LAPD Detective.

Traffic Stop Disable a suspect vehicle with help from your partner.

The Straight Dope Use evidence to prove a lie as an LAPD Detective or Investigator.

One For The File Find and inspect a clue as an LAPD Detective or Investigator.

Golden Boy Clear a case finding every clue as an LAPD Detective or Investigator.

The Plot Thickens Find and solve an inspection puzzle.

Lead Foot Keep the needle above 80mph for more than ten seconds while driving.

Miles On The Clock Drive more than 194.7 miles.

Wooden Overcoats Bring down a total of 30 bad guys with head shots.

Dead Men Are Heavier Shoot and kill a total of 100 bad guys.

Roscoe And Friends Kill at least one bad guy with every gun.

Magpie Find and inspect 95% of all clues.

The Shadow Tail a suspect without being spotted, in a single case.

The Third Degree Correctly branch every question in every interview in a single story case.

The Hunch Use five intuition points in conversation with a single suspect, correctly branching each question.

Star Map Discover all landmark buildings around the city.

Public Menace Rack up $47,000 in penalties during a single story case.

The Moose Tail Candy Edwards from the parking lot to her destination without using cover or going incognito.

Keep A Lid On Complete a brawl without losing your hat as an LAPD Detective or Investigator.

Auto Enthusiast Drive 5 different vehicles.

Auto Collector Drive 40 different vehicles.

Auto Fanatic Drive every vehicle in the city.

Hollywoodland Find and inspect all gold film canisters.


    I want this game more and more.

    Too many good games gorram it!

    Coool. This is an achievements list that actually makes me want to play the game without thinking "Gah, look at all that useless grinding/time wasting."

      Exactly! No "Kill 10 people with x gun", "Kill 50 people with x gun", "Kill 200 people with x gun" then repeated with guns y, z, q, and w, simply to fill out all the achievements.

      Can not wait for this game.

    Kill 100 bad guys?

    That's a lot of shooting people for a policeman.

      An American policeman :-)

      Though I do find the "194.7 miles" one odd... why that number? It doesn't even translate into kilometers evenly.

        Is the game set in 1947?

          Yep, it's set in Los Angeles, 1947. The year is also referenced in the '$47k' "Public Menace" achievement.
          Can't wait for it to come out.

    Just makes me want the game more! Can't wait for this :)

    Really looking forward to this.

    100 kills does seem a bit excessive though.

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