Oh, perchance for but a moment to be an inbred simp amidst a pageant to celebrate the sublimation of fresh genetic material into our state-supported carnival sideshow. I would look out from Buckingham Palace and I would think Wot I think is that I’m quite a proper fellar and… ooh thar’s cake I’m’a gonna throw it at the peasants!
(As a game Let Them Eat Cake is thin gruel, but it’s amusing for a second! And who doesn’t like to pretend they’re a pretty, pretty prince? You’re a good prince, yes you are.)
Let Them Eat Cake [LetThemEatCake.co.uk]