Not too many games coming out this week, but plenty of important ones - L.A. Noire is king ding-a-ling. But you might be parched for some Witcher 2 action. Those are the two humdingers, unless you happen to be a huge fan of Johnny Depp encased within a terrifying LEGO shaped shell...
Fable 3 (PC) What is it? Yes you smart arse! I know it came out ages ago, but this is the 'Master Race' PC edition. Should you care? I'm going to say... maybe. It's a bit old news by now.
L.A. Noire (360/PS3) What is it? [Sax plays in background]It was a cold night, some bright eyed, bushy tailed dame walked right into my office. It was clear this she was used to playing games. Should you care? It was obvious that this was a game I was going to have to play. [Sax echoes and fades]
LEGO Pirates of the Caribbean (EVERYTHING) What is it? The latest LEGO romp through all things piratey, savvy? Should you care? I don't. But I won't judge you.
The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings (PC) What is it? The game that has been getting a fair bit of attention for the wrong reasons is almost here. Stellar RPG that pushes the boundaries of PC gaming. Should you care? Depends on how much you want to pay for it!