What Your Video Games Say About You (According To Girlfriend Magazine)

Oh wow. Not only does this piece in a recent issue of Girlfriend magazine completely reinforce the stereotypes of the lonely male gamer locked in his parents’ basement, but it also sort of suggests that girls don’t really play games – which is all kinds of bullcrap. Thankfully the whole thing is just stupidly hilarious.

So – Patrick Stump, lead singer of Fall Out Boy, has categorised you as such:

Play World Of Warcraft
Total nerd. This guy’s an easy catch. I doubt he talks to girls all that often but he’s probably pretty smart.

Play Tetris
The Tetris gamer is the best. He’s a problem solver, he’s neat, and he can build stuff.

Play Grand Theft Auto
If your boy is obsessed with a game where you run around stealing stuff and shooting people, he secretly wants to off someone.

Sound like you? It should, because Patrick Stump, lead singer of Fall Out Boy said it.

It must be true.

Thanks to Michelle Starr for the heads up.


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