Can Kinect Fun Labs Grant Life To A Plastic Purple Penis?

This morning Owen Good told me someone from Microsoft assured him that Kinect Fun Lab's Build-A-Buddy application had "advanced penis recognition heuristics that will reject the shape". I decided to test that claim using a purple grape-scented vibrator we just happened to have on hand.

What, don't tell me you people don't have emergency vibrators in your homes. What if there's a flood? What will you do then? How would you find it in the dark if it isn't grape-scented?

As you can see in the video, Build-A-Buddy not only created a new friend for all the good little boys and girls, it augmented it beyond my wildest imagination.

Perhaps I'll try to scan the cat next.


    Ummm... so when your finance's family see this and see that you said it belongs to her.... Just saying :-)

    However, the best part is that you got an achievement called 'its alive' for it :-P

    And why does he have a purple grape-scented vibrator o.o

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