Can Kinect Fun Labs Grant Life To A Plastic Purple Penis?

Can Kinect Fun Labs Grant Life To A Plastic Purple Penis?

This morning Owen Good told me someone from Microsoft assured him that Kinect Fun Lab‘s Build-A-Buddy application had “advanced penis recognition heuristics that will reject the shape”. I decided to test that claim using a purple grape-scented vibrator we just happened to have on hand.

What, don’t tell me you people don’t have emergency vibrators in your homes. What if there’s a flood? What will you do then? How would you find it in the dark if it isn’t grape-scented?

As you can see in the video, Build-A-Buddy not only created a new friend for all the good little boys and girls, it augmented it beyond my wildest imagination.

Perhaps I’ll try to scan the cat next.

Comments

  • Ummm… so when your finance’s family see this and see that you said it belongs to her…. Just saying 🙂

    However, the best part is that you got an achievement called ‘its alive’ for it 😛

  • I prefer menthol scented.

    Also, the vibrator telling him to squat made me laugh.

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