This morning Owen Good told me someone from Microsoft assured him that Kinect Fun Lab's Build-A-Buddy application had "advanced penis recognition heuristics that will reject the shape". I decided to test that claim using a purple grape-scented vibrator we just happened to have on hand.
What, don't tell me you people don't have emergency vibrators in your homes. What if there's a flood? What will you do then? How would you find it in the dark if it isn't grape-scented?
As you can see in the video, Build-A-Buddy not only created a new friend for all the good little boys and girls, it augmented it beyond my wildest imagination.
Perhaps I'll try to scan the cat next.