Dammit, we want you to tell us stuff – like Sonic. How can we fix him?
This isn’t some marketing survey or whatever. It’s an emotional investment in you. Yes, we’re interested in knowing you, Kotaku reader person. You probably know enough about us – more than you even want to, we’re sure. But, hey, we’d like to know about you, too.
Sonic the Hedgehog: few video games characters have risen so high, and fallen so spectacularly. Each time a new game is announced we hope. We believe, only to have those hopes dashed.
But how can Sonic be fixed? What would be the ideal solution?