The Hitchhiker’s Guide To CheapSkate Gaming!

The Hitchhiker’s Guide To CheapSkate Gaming!

Welcome to this week’s edition of CheapSkate Gamer, which this week has been renamed The Hitchhiker’s guide to CheapSkate gaming. Why? Find out more by clicking ‘more’!

Safety is something that all humans crave. Adrenaline, on the other hand, is something a smaller group of people crave. These people will go to extreme lengths to get their fill of adrenaline, doing crazy things which include (and are not limited to) jumping out of a plane with naught but a piece of cloth strapped to your back, or skateboarding at ridiculous speeds in the vicinity of poles. Unfortunately, only a minutely small group of adrenalin seekers have been able to accomplish the feat of satisfying both their adrenalin and safety cravings at the same time. These people are called “gamers”. Sensing a market to sell some books to, publishers have created “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Cheap$kate Gaming”, a brilliant guide on how to cheaply become a “gamer”. A small segment from this book has been reprinted here today for your viewing pleasure…

PC Digital Download Adam’s Venture – $5.00 Adam’s Venture 2 Solomon’s Secret – $7.98 DarkSpore – $41.99 DarkSpore 4 Pack – $125.98 Killing Floor – $9.98 Jamestown – $8.99 Tom Clancy’s End War – $4.95 Two Worlds II Castle Defence – $9.59 Vertex Dispenser – $8.99 Worldshift – $4.98

PC Retail Nail’d – approx. $35.15 Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones – approx. $5.89 Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit – approx. $7.42 Dragon Age Origins: Awakening – approx. $7.42 Metro 2033 – approx. $8.96 Borderlands: Game of the Year Edition – approx. $19.68 Sins of a Solar Empire: GOTY Edition – approx. $7.42 Sid Meier’s Civilization V – approx. $24.27 Prey – approx. $7.42 LEGO Universe – approx. $27.34 Forza 3 Ultimate Collection Classics – approx. $18.15 MX vs ATV: Alive – approx. $27.34 Red Dead Redemption – approx. $27.34 Just Cause 2 – approx. $15.08 Ninja Gaiden 2 – approx. $13.55 Grand Theft Auto IV: Episodes From Liberty City – approx. $22.74 Dragon Age: Origins – approx. $15.08 Call Of Duty: World At War – approx. $19.68 Saints Row 2 (Classics) – approx. $15.08 Crackdown 2 – $13.99

PS3 LittleBigPlanet 2 – approx. $27.34 Tomb Raider Trilogy – approx. $19.68 Dead Rising 2 – approx. $19.68 MX vs ATV: Alive – approx. $27.34 Red Dead Redemption – approx. $27.34 Demon’s Souls – approx. $22.74 Skate 3 – approx. $22.74 Uncharted 2: Among Thieves (Platinum) – approx. $22.74 LEGO Pirates of the Caribbean – $43.99 LEGO Star Wars III The Clone Wars – $39.99

Wii Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit – approx. $15.08 Bully [Scholarship Edition]– approx. $10.49 NBA Live 09 – approx. $5.89 Overlord – Dark Legend – approx. $10.49 De Blob 2: The Underground – approx. $15.08

Did I leave any deals out? If so, comment below or on Facebook, and tell us where!

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