What do you think I’m gonna be playing this weekend? What kinda dumb ass question is this? I’ve been waiting a goddamn 100 years for my game to be coming out – you think I’m gonna be stuck at home playing Sonic the Hedge-ama-hog? Hell no.
So yeah – in addition to playing my very own video game, which is in stores now – actually it was in-stores yesterday thanks to those no-good sons-a-bitches over at Toys R Us and EB Games, but I digress.
Anyway – I was saying – this weekend, in addition to playing my own game, I’ll be playing your sister, your mum. Hell, even your Grandma if she puts on that nice dress she has.
But… [sigh]what are you playing this weekend?