While You Were Sleeping

Sleeping can be fun - necessary even. But what if stuff happens when you're sleeping - game stuff? What are you supposed to to do then? Thankfully we have a solution - While You Were Sleeping, a quick round up of all the news that happened… while you were sleeping.

I wasn't too fussed about Mario Kart 3D - until I discovered that Retro Studios, the team behind Metroid Prime and Donkey Kong Country Returns, were helping out with development. Now, I'm anticipating it with the fanboy fury of a thousand suns. I need this game. I need it.

Super Mario 3D? I've anticipated that since the moment it was announced. This is the official trailer. Very keen to see how this one turns out.

This is interesting - Sony may never know precisely what the hackers stole during the PSN outage - or who they were. Damn sexy criminal element. Also - hilariously - Bobby Kotick was denied entry to check out Battlefield 3, and this editorial is interesting - is the Wii U too little too late?

In Short We Drove Mario Kart 3D Through Land, Sea And Air For You Activision Boss Refused Sneak Peak Of Competitors Battlefield 3 Super Mario 3DS E3 Trailer Brings The Easy Listening Sony May Never Know What The Hackers Stole, Who They Were The Wii U Is Too Little Too Late


    i won the Witcher 2: Premium Edition! & a mouse! & a mouse pad! These are going straight to the sanctuary of my study; there is no place for them out here, too far from home, where I can’t suitably account for their safety.

    Can’t tell you how happy I am, old chap.

    I get the same prize as Barack Obama! I'm even starting to feel like Barack Obama: all presidential, tall, a commanding & powerful voice, super hot wife, intelligent, witty, erudite, charming and [Derek Zoolander voice] really, really, ridiculously good looking.

    Must dash - got matters of presidential importance to take care of, you understand; save the world from itself if you know what I mean . . . One moment, old chum . . . "Michelle, honey, Michelle, can you park the Ferrari in the jet? We need to get to Europe post haste to fight important international crimes and bring super villains to sweet, sweet justice . . . Yes! . . . Right now! . . . No! . . . Yes . . . Hmmmmmmmmmm? . . . I think Miley Cyrus is meeting us there!"

    Thanks, old sport, it means a lot to me and I really, really, ridiculously appreciate it.


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