Guy Tries To Hit On Girl Over Xbox LIVE, Fails Miserably

If you can manage to sit through this cringe-fest, you're a much stronger human being than me. This guy, who randomly scrolled through his buddy's Xbox LIVE list found a girl, and then randomly joins her party to ask her out on a date. It does not end well.

Part of me wonders if the whole thing is an elaborate prank, and I can't work out who the hell I should be rooting for? The strange guy who randomly finds girls on LIVE and tries to ask them out, or the cruel harlot who recorded the whole conversation and uploaded it onto YouTube.

Either way, this is the epitome of car crash entertainment.

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    Oh... dear god....

    I got to 4 minutes.. i can;t listen to this anymore

    Classic. This had to be done, kid needs to learn there's a time and place for meeting women with the intention of dating and XBL is not it.

    Why does this remind me of a 'friend' of mine, he would hit on EVERY girl he came across. It got really creepy when he started hitting on another friend of mine in our circle of friends, she found it really creepy. He's still at it even though he HAS a girlfriend. We've disowned him of recent too.

    Classic. Has to be trolling though, thats way too ridiculous

    Yeah, turned it of after my cringe reflex overloaded. It's gotta be a dare for sure.

    I made it through the whole thing! Ugh... I need to lie down.

    I'm surprised nobody commented on the slur in the guy's speech. Sounds to me like he's had a bit too much liquid courage.

    Either that or he's trolling - you can hear him trying not to laugh at 4:01.

    this guy really needs to learn that you don't talk to women for dates, you follow them into alleys and knock them out first

    Made it through the whole thing, it wasn't that bad :P

    Man, talk about persistence. And having absolutely no idea.

    Wow. I listened to the whole darn car crash. She was way too nice, though I have half a suspicion that this was a dare (probably through the mutual friend) as he was trying not to laugh at one point...

    >He's only a Lt. Colonel Grade 2
    what a loser!

    Also I couldn't watch past like 10 seconds. I don't know how the rest of you made it past that. You guys are REAL Spartan material.


    He must be??!?

    Seriously, his mastery of the art of the troll surpasses even that of Ono.

    The girl did him a favour by uploading his performance. Expect to see an encore soon.

    He...just keeps....going...

    Yeah you can hear him trying not to laugh at 4:10...I'm guessing he made a bet with a friend that he could pick up over Xbox Live or something...

    If it's for real, well yeah he needs help.

    I'm guessing this was what Turing had envisaged when he invented the computer. Well, YouFace videos like this and porn.

    I could understand this if they'd met online. Gotten to know each other through gaming or whatever and their relationship progressed into something more than just online... but to randomly lookup chicks half your age and hit on them? That's erm... I really hope this guy was doing this for a bet or something and not that creepy IRL.

    if you're going to kick me then kick me.




    Worth waiting all 8 minutes for..

    That was just plain painful, when it happens to me they usually give up pretty fast when they get shut down. I don't understand why guys actually go through people's lists looking for girls, I always check when I get a request out of nowhere and 9 times out of 10 we have a friend in common.

    do i get a sticker for watching the whole thing?
    Cause I did and laughed and contemplated if I actually knew the guy cause he sounds exactly like someone I went to school with

    LMAO i acually have played a few games with this girl she is a good player. but this guy is just pathetic how the f goes on xbox live and tries to get a girl to date hm that dosent even live in the same country we all need to spam this guy with hate mail.

    You guys clearly haven't played with Aussie Girls on XBL/WoW. Goddamn. Hear this all the goddamn time.

    LMAO! That was a cack from start to finish!

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