Take Pity On A Newbie Today

Take Pity On A Newbie Today

Last night on the way back to my apartment in New York’s Lower East Side, I saw a crowd of men standing around two motorcycles. I’m a fledgling rider myself, as well as newly returned to the city. I’d spoken to these guys a few times before and did what I typically do when I see a guy on a hot bike: walk up and ask him how he likes it.

It wasn’t until I saw him glare at me from underneath his shield that I realised I was bothering him. I instantly sobered up, only to realise that the group of men standing around the bikes – patrons of the Italian restaurant next door to my place who routinely get together and ride the exact same sort of dual-sport (on/off road) machines I’m trying to learn how to ride – had all gone silent.

“He’s trying to leave, dude,” the owner of the restaurant (and sort of the leader of the pack) laughed. And it was then I realised that I was standing there acting like a star-struck kid instead of one of the dudes. I’d just poured two months of slowly trying to get to know these guys well enough to be invited to go riding with them down the drain. They might tolerate me, but they weren’t going to invite me into their group.

I don’t blame them. When you’ve got a good thing going on there are lots of people wanting to ingratiate themselves into your club. And it’s more likely than not that the newbies aren’t going to be as friendly or as talented as your established clique – and it’s not anybody’s responsibility to slow down for the new guys.

I’m seeing a similar thread running through the Team Fortress 2 community the last couple of weeks since Valve turned the online multiplayer shooter into a free-to-play game. Just a couple of days afterwards there were already scripts available that would block new free-to-play players (free-to-players?) from servers. In a community already starting to divide between old-school, game-as-team-sport types and the more casual players interested in collecting and trading weapons and accessories, another fracture of a community is a logical but unfortunate byproduct.


Team Fortress 2 will be fine. Players come and players go – that’s just the nature of these games that last for years. But my faux pas last night made me realise how important is to the health of a community for veterans to reach out to the new blood – and how equally important it is for newbies to show the respect and deference deserved by older players who take the time to train them up.

Valve’s done a good first step by creating the training modes within TF2; there’s even a player-run Steam group that specialises in Team Fortress 2 training for both newbies and established players looking to try new tactics. The creator of SpyParty is even trying to develop a mentoring system for his game. (Know any other training groups for other games? I’d love to hear stories from those in the comments.)

And not to try to put too neat a bow on this idea, but there are dozens of great motorcycle training groups out there and I’ve already signed up for some field days with a few. I’m the king of trying to talk a big game just to see if I can do it, but as I get older and more confident in my inabilities and imperfections it makes me better appreciate the people who took the time to teach me things over the years.

So I’m just throwing this out there: Maybe the next time you find yourself bored in a game that you’ve been mastering for years, take a couple of hours to pull aside a flailing newbie and show them the ropes, if for no other reason than to keep the community strong and to raise the level of competition for everyone.


  • I absolutely love the articles here @ Kotaku. So often I find myself reading a few lines and thinking, this doesn’t just apply to games, and I’m sparked with new and fresh perspectives/ideas for the other things in my life to. Great stuff, keep it up!

  • I’d take pity if they didn’t keep text and voice spamming stupid questions. There is an official TF2 wiki, the steam forums and google itself for that.

  • Good article Joel.

    While I don’t play TF2. You can sure learn more from instructors at one single track day than you can learn in years riding by yourself.

    Good luck, and ride safe.

    • I agree completely Dean, having started riding as a hobby a few years ago, I’ve probably done nearly 1/2 my km’s at eastern creek, be it riding courses or track days, it’s amazing just how much the techniques and lessons I’ve learnt at them have helped in day to day riding. Far more than the licensing courses could ever teach you.

      To be more on topic though, one thing that has always frustrated me about online multiplayer games, is that no matter how often people will accuse you of being noob, or a bad player, they will never make a suggestion of how you could improve.

  • As an enthusiastic SSFIV:AE scrub (I’ll admit it), I’m always grateful when one of the local arcade pros takes a few seconds after handing me my arse to say “you could have used an EX neckbreaker there” or something.

    In-game spamming is bad form, but it enhances the game for everyone if experts take two seconds to give newbies a hand. Unless it’s a tournament, of course! :–]

  • “Know any other training groups for other games? I’d love to hear stories from those in the comments.”

    Eve Online has quite a few corporations whose existence is solely to give people (newbs and veterans alike) a place to learn new things. Eve Uni probably being the most well known (Founded back in 2004, now with over 2000 members).


  • It’s really hard to be nice when half your team are n00bs and not doing anything productive. Sure, I can leave the server and join another but it’s a rinse and repeat situation most of the time. The only good thing about them is that they’re easy to kill. I’ve been pretty nice so far but my patience is pushed when the other team is stacked with veterans and mine isn’t.

  • I’m always happy to field some TF2 questions. If you see a guy with an orange beret (any class) on the games.on.net servers, you can always shout out, even if I’m on the other team. Bonus points for saying you saw me on Kotaku 😛

  • you see it a lot lately with the steam sales, lot of new players flooding games, which is good… i have never leveled faster in BFBC2 😉

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