The Mario Movie Could Have Been So Much Better

The Mario movie we ended up with in 1993 was nothing like the games it was based on. An earlier draft for the film, however, was a lot more faithful.

It's impossible to tell whether it would have been any good, of course, but in sticking to the basics of the Mushroom Kingdom it at least couldn't have been any worse than the flick Bob Hoskins and Dennis Hopper bumbled their way through.

Two years before the final product was released (so in 1991), a script for a Mario Bros. movie was written by Jim Jennewein & Tom S. Parker. A pair with a long history of collaboration, they've worked together on movies like The Flintstones and Major League.

Their idea for a Mario movie was one rooted in Nintendo's video game franchise, though also bearing the more "realistic" influences we'd see in the eventual screenplay. The story goes like this: a pair of plumbers in modern-day Brooklyn, Mario and Luigi, are dragged into a fantasy conflict when Luigi's crush (Hildy, the cute girl at the local florist) is abducted by a mysterious man named Koopa.

Chasing after her, they find a restaurant with a mysterious pipe out back, and upon investigating are sucked into a fantasy land, dropped onto a green, grassy plain where they're immediately attacked by piranha plants. Linking up with Toad and Yoshi (who was called "Junior" for some reason), they lead the fight against Koopa's forces, culminating in a "boss fight" between Mario and Koopa.

What's appealing about this initial screenplay is how much more faithful it is to the source material. Koopa (or Bowser) is a giant lizard. Toad is a small, mushroom-shaped creature. Yoshi is a dinosaur. Koopa flies around in a giant floating pirate ship. Even the climactic boss fight ends over a pit of lava, just like the original Mario games.

Why, then, was it discarded? Who knows. A good guess, though, would be cost, as in the early 1990s the special effects required to bring all those characters to life (in addition to creating all the fantastical sets) may well have been prohibitive for a movie of that scale.

It wasn't the first script to be turned down for the project, either. The Mario movie went through a number of reboots and re-writes, with screenplays submitted inspired by movies like Ghostbusters (a team-based comedy), Die Hard (complete with Bruce Willis cameo) and Mad Max, the latter of which, with desert races and a very adult tone, was apparently so good it convinced Hoskins and Hopper to take part in the project.

After which they were promptly handed an all-new script, one which was nothing like the one they'd signed on for.

If you've got the spare time, all these scripts are available in their entirety from The Super Mario Bros. Movie Archive, where you can also get some summaries of each film's plot should you be a little more rushed for time.

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Comments

    ...it might have been more faithful, but it still sounds pretty bad =/

    That excerpt was pretty bad. Appalling, in fact. It's no wonder it didn't get mad.

    I'll say it again - I LIKED the Mario movie, damn it.

      Agree with that. I saw the movie first, and for a while (not a very long while, mind) wondered why the game was such a departure from the movie.

    Maybe it wouldn't have been a 'better' movie, but it sure sounds like it would have been a lot more fun!

    I actually enjoyed the mario bros movie. Sure it had almost nothing to do with the games, but who ever cared about the story line in Mario Bros anyway?

    I also enjoyed the movie when I was a kid, although I was a little confused about its lack of relation to the game.

      see I (even as a kid) thought the movie related perfectly to the game and I was already going in like: "ok, this is gonna have slightly more 'reality' than the game".

    Meh luke has a raging hatred for MMOs and the Super mario Bros movie and the resident evil series so i expect this from him.

    Why the US editor keeps making him cover MMOs and Super mario bros movie is beyond me though.

    What surprises me is that anyone actually cares about a Super Mario movie. There's no possible way you could make a GOOD movie based on the source material.

      Maybe a CGI film would work?
      Give Pixar the rights & let them work their magic!

        +1 for this idea. Sounds great!

    I am...SO GLAD they made it the way they did it was so cool the shit everyone was wearing (Nicki Minaj-looking shit), and the club scene, then there where realistic dinosaurs...

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