Dorkly's "Wish I Had a Portal Gun" is a rough and clumsy little rap tune that inevitably travels to that NSFW place many a player's mind has discovered when imagining what they'd do if they got their hands on a little Aperture Science tech.
This Portal Rap Song May Have Read Your Dirty Mind
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