Vote For BroShep’s Hair Color In Kotaku’s (Un)Official Poll!

23 responses to “Vote For BroShep’s Hair Color In Kotaku’s (Un)Official Poll!”

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   NotoriousR

   August 18, 2011 at 12:46 pm

   Shepard should have a beard. Like a full on Dumbledore/Hobo style beard. That’s all I want from a Mass Effect game.

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      oggob

      August 18, 2011 at 12:52 pm

      Nah, then he would just look like either Mr Tier 1 from MoH or Max Payne…

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         NotoriousR

         August 18, 2011 at 1:10 pm

         You make that sound like a bad thing!

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            oggob

            August 18, 2011 at 1:37 pm

            I’m not fond of the new Max Payne look… but neither of them are intergalactic badasses, so BroShep needs his own look

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      Aliasalpha

      August 18, 2011 at 12:59 pm

      Nah he needs huge hair and giant bushy moustache, 70s porn star style

      Ooh or maybe a freddie mercury look, that could work

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         Lortarg

         August 18, 2011 at 1:07 pm

         My evil broshep has as close to a porn stache as I could get.

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      SunSkorpion

      August 18, 2011 at 1:27 pm

      As the Femshep poll is all about showing how all it takes to make a great female character is to make her look as hot as possible, equating femininity to looks, I think it is only fitting that the similar treatment be taken for BroShep. And in that regard, the only real measure of a man’s manly manlyness is his beard. But for this very reason, and that there is no option for ‘Bearded’ in this poll, I am dissapoint.

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   Chazz

   August 18, 2011 at 12:53 pm

   Number 4. He has a bit of a Dennis Rodman thing going on.

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      Lortarg

      August 18, 2011 at 1:08 pm

      +1 for the Rodman look

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   MrBS

   August 18, 2011 at 12:54 pm

   Blonde all the way bay-bee! :p

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   Dutch

   August 18, 2011 at 12:56 pm

   I lol’d at this. Where’s the blue hair option? My broshep was part of a thrashcore band in the early naughties. Like Mudvayne, but worse.

   He travelled to the future on the promise of many a romantic rendezvous with tentacled aliens. Only to be recruited as a Spectre. He then formed a Mudvayne tribute band called Cerebrus. They sucked, but not as badly as Mudvayne.

   Hence, my BroShep finally defeated Mudvayne and his blue hair was sealed…. with colour treatment.

   That is all.

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      Fenixius

      August 18, 2011 at 12:59 pm

      All I can think of when I read your comment is “He punched the highlights out of her hair!!”

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         Dutch

         August 18, 2011 at 1:01 pm

         I’m offended that you’d think my BroShep would harm a lady. Because he wouldn’t, unless she didn’t have tentacles.

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            The Cracks

            August 18, 2011 at 2:08 pm

            I wonder if you’ve seen/read Scott Pilgrim…

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5. 

   ThaJman

   August 18, 2011 at 1:02 pm

   No 2… like Urkel!

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   Reoh

   August 18, 2011 at 1:03 pm

   Vote boycott, no fluro green!

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   M1557

   August 18, 2011 at 1:34 pm

   What the hell… ?
   goddamnit kotaku.

   Why the hell does anyone care about the hair color of a persona that players can completely customise anyway?

   Its like debating weather or not my oblivion toon should wear shoes or not.
   Who cares.

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      Thom

      August 18, 2011 at 3:57 pm

      I vote clogs!

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         M1557

         August 18, 2011 at 4:24 pm

         Gold Trimmed Shoes FTW.

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      Cameron Standring

      August 18, 2011 at 4:55 pm

      Because the winning FemShep will appear on the Collector’s Edition and in her own trailer. Try customising that.

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   Stephen

   August 18, 2011 at 2:02 pm

   Why don’t we get to vote on the face?

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9. 

   Meowgravy

   August 18, 2011 at 2:38 pm

   After playing LA Noire, the characters of ME seem like Thunderbirds puppets!!
   Shepard has the personality of a wet rag, so I choose the grey hair. To match his boring personality lol how he gets laid with that personality is beyond me!
   Then again, I hear space horniness is a real bitch! Haha!

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    Sam Timmins

    August 19, 2011 at 12:49 am

    I love how it’s being spammed with PINK.

    You GO GIRL! XD 🙂

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