Wait 'Til You See This Hawaiian Wrestler's Shoryuken

Gymnasium/ballroom/armory pro wrestling is a beautiful thing. A beautifully cheesy thing. This combatant from Hawaii, "Kenryu Takadoki", has shed all pretense of trying to become noticed and promoted to a bigger circuit because, hey, they're way out in Hawaii. So why not go with a repertoire based on Street Fighter moves?

E. Honda's hundred-hand slap looks like he's trying to put out someone whose shirt is on fire. Zangief's spinning lariat looks more like a rogue lawn sprinkler. But wait until Kenryu shoryukens the dude coming off the top rope. Other moves include Daniel-san's Crane Kick and ... Sennen Goroshi? From Naruto? In the butt?

I really have no idea what I just saw. But thanks to Kotaku commenter chfuji for sending it in!


    That was the worst thing ever of all time ever. I will never get those 3:45 back.

    Hehe, brilliant.

    ... he's got more character than John Cena

    It's funny cause it's lame :-D

    His shoryuken is a sweet anti air

    1000 years of pain lol

    So bad...

    The funny part is that it isnt any worse than american pro wrasslin'.

    Three questions:
    1. What the fack is this doing on Kotaku?
    2. Which circle of hell is reserved for whoever made this video?
    3. Who do I see about having this video unseen?

    I once saw 2 guys making out, but somehow this was gayer.

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