Battlefield 3 Has 99 Problems, And A Glitch Is One

20 responses to “Battlefield 3 Has 99 Problems, And A Glitch Is One”

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   Bill

   October 28, 2011 at 9:04 am

   First

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   J-Rod

   October 28, 2011 at 9:09 am

   I’m so proud. At least you’ve accoplished something with life.

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   Franz

   October 28, 2011 at 9:55 am

   Wow that is so poorly programmed. Now even a finished product looks weak because you know a bandaid is the only thing stopping the arms from going through the body.

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   Doug Sherry

   October 28, 2011 at 10:26 am

   But most of those were from the beta. You can tell because it often has a grey box in the top right corner.

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      Allan

      October 28, 2011 at 10:33 am

      “we can take a look back at some of the best glitches that the BETA brought us”

      Yeah,they’re all from the beta, but I stil encounter a few classics (bugs/glitches) in the finished product, so hopefully they will get sorted out soon.

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   Allan

   October 28, 2011 at 10:28 am

   I know it sounds aounds stupid, but I actually miss the glitchy beta a little bit… it was just so damn funny!

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      SilentWolf

      October 28, 2011 at 11:13 am

      Be advised I can concur.

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   Gladice

   October 28, 2011 at 10:34 am

   Am I the only one who encountered no glitches in the beta? (Aside from minor clipping issues)

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      Ry34

      October 28, 2011 at 11:03 am

      I only had 1 problem and that was the white flicker every now and then

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7. 

   knockstock

   October 28, 2011 at 10:38 am

   Glitches in a Beta! Unheard of!

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8. 

   Pat

   October 28, 2011 at 10:51 am

   I see flashes of green

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9. 

   Logic Incarnate

   October 28, 2011 at 11:20 am

   I spent yesterday running through the single player game yesterday and came across a number of minor glitches and one game ending one.

   I remember a time when glitches in major games were the stuff of legends (eg. Mario’s world -1). Is it just me or are glitches becoming more common place in the current generation of games?

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      sharmona

      October 28, 2011 at 12:07 pm

      of course it is! games are infinately more complex nowadays. deal with it.

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         Logic Incarnate

         October 28, 2011 at 1:01 pm

         “Games are more complex” is an excuse for longer development time, not glitches. Especially in the single player corridor shooter experience. I am more understanding of open world games.

         “Oh I am sorry sir, you expected the brakes on your car to work every time you used them? It is to be expected, cars are more complex nowadays.”

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10. 

    lew

    October 28, 2011 at 12:16 pm

    My favourite was the “TurtleMan” glitch where you would see the enemy on the kill cam and their arms and next would be elongated, looked hilarious.

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    Sam

    October 28, 2011 at 1:54 pm

    I find it funny how no-one has noticed that this footage is from the Beta…

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       Logic Incarnate

       October 28, 2011 at 2:16 pm

       I think most people who have commented know that it is Beta footage.

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12. 

    Benjamin Sutton

    October 28, 2011 at 6:30 pm

    I personally encountered more glitches in the single player than I did in the beta. In the beta I only came across falling though the map. In the single player I’ve had AI not acknowledging my existence, getting stuck in a tank and not being able to move, not loading character models (I did the final fight quick time event without Solomon being visible, it was like I was in Fight Club) and dead characters standing around like scarecrows. I’ve had no issues with the multiplayer at all which is good.

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13. 

    chugs

    October 28, 2011 at 10:28 pm

    last

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14. 

    N0NEoftheAB0VE

    October 29, 2011 at 7:03 am

    LOL – the main glitches I saw was dead bodies drifting across the map and spawning on guys who were under the map and the only way you could get out was to suicide and start again.

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