Ezio Would Probably Kick BJ Penn's Arse

BJ Penn is probably one of the greatest MMA fighters in history, but let's face facts Ezio Auditore da Firenze from Assassin's Creed would probably beat the everloving crap out of him. At least, according to this ad he could.


    Motivated Penn would destroy Ezio.

      Motivated younger Penn would maybe destroy Ezio!

        32 isn't even old! He just doesn't have the heart to compete anymore.

          Motivated, younger Penn with heart would just scrap.

    90,000 kills? Ezio just went from being a hero to being a murderous psychopath.

    Ezio is a walking vagina, Christian Bale could beat him up.

    Mark, no one cares about MMA, UFC or whatever you're talking about here.


    Ive always thought Penn was over rated. But good on him for leaving MMA to spend time with his new family. He gave up at least three fights ago.

    Should have a party for his 100,000th successful assassination.


    wait where can i buy that hoodie?

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