As if our bank balance hasn’t been punished enough, this week heralds the release of another metric buttload of potentially top notch games. Argh! My wallet!
Anno 2070 (PC)
What is it? Strategy game I’ve never played, but apparently is quite swell.
Should you care? I don’t, but I probably should.
Assassin’s Creed: Revelations (360/PS3/PC)
What is it? It’s-a-me! Ezio! Except now I have a beard.
Should you care? I love Assassin’s Creed. This should be a humdinger.
Halo: CE Anniversary (360)
What is it? A remake of Halo with th eeye-blistering HD vizuallls!
Should you care? Tragically this is my most anticipated shooter of the year. What is wrong with me…
L.A. Noire (PC)
What is it? Team Bondi’s effort finally makes it to the PC.
Should you care? Yeah, I guess. I didn’t like the game, but it was an experience.
LEGO Harry Potter: Years 5-7 (Wii/DS)
What is it? You know what this is.
Should you care? Expelliarmus.
Medieval Moves (PS3)
What is it? A move game about swords and stuff. I’m assuming.
Should you care? Nope.
Need for Speed: The Run (360/PS3/PC/Wii/3DS)
What is it? New Need for Speed game, blah blah blah.
Should you care? I’d wait for the reviews. I have a bad feeling about this one. Hope I’m proved wrong.
Nickelodeon Dance (Wii)
What is it? Dora the Explorer? More like Dora the snorer (I’ve always wanted to say/write that).
Should you care? No.
Saints Row: The Third (360/PS3/PC)
What is it? A game where you can beat people to death with a giant dildo.
Should you care? I’ve always been down on the Saints Row franchise, but fans will adore this.
Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom (360/PS3)
What is it? More characters and stuff.
Should you care? Meh, very much for fans. Not really for me.
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