THQ Knows Exactly Where All Its 'Toys' Are

THQ denies reports that they have mislaid 25 four-foot purple dildos destined for the Netherlands and France as part of a promotion for their open world, tongue-in-cheek video game Saints Row: The Third.

Inside Gamer PC , citing several sources, first reported on rumours of a pallet of the 1.3kg sex toys, each affixed to a wooden pole, going missing somewhere between England and France. The toys are replicas of a weapon, called the Penetrator, used in the mature-rated game.

It's likely that the weaponised sex toys were destined to be sent to the homes of game reviewers. One such item showed up on my doorstep earlier this week, much to my surprise.

Reached for comment today, THQ officials told Kotaku they have a firm handle on the location of all of their over-sized dildos.

Dildo's voor promotie Saints Row: The Third zoekgeraakt


    God, would I have loved to be a fly-on-the-wall when the Art, Design and Marketing departments at THQ got wind of this....

    Meh. That's only a two-foot dildo. Half of it is merely wooden shaft.

    Anyone notice the Qumi 'when size matters' ad next the comments section - Is this pure coincidence or marketing genuis?

    Is it wrong to really really really want one of these for the gaming collection!?!?!

    THQ, hook me up please! :)

    "One such item showed up on my doorstep earlier this week, much to my surprise."


      At least he didn't have to collect it from the post office.

        Yes, but the question is, what is Brian going to DO with it?


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