Total Recall MMO Announced, Probably Won't Feature Arnie

This is the very definition of missed opportunity. In one corner you have the original Total Recall, a science fiction classic starring 'Ahhhhnold' Schwarzenegger. In the other corner you have the pointless remake starring Colin Farrell, who hasn't been relevant since Minority Report. Guess which movie the browser-based MMO is going to be based on?

So yeah, a Total Recall MMO has been announced, and is based on the upcoming remake directed by Len Wiseman, starring Colin Farrell. To be fair though, it is a browser based MMO, and not exactly a high budget affair by the sounds of it.

"Total Recall is an international phenomenon; we know this well-known property will make a great 3D browser based game," said Sony Pictures exec Mark Caplan.

"With SEE Games and ZQGame's expertise, Total Recall will offer fans of the franchise and gamers alike an engaging and authentic experience - one that will deliver everything that the fans expect and will dovetail perfectly with the upcoming film."

Looks as though the game will be little more than marketing for the movie. Ah well. To commiserate I suggest we drop great quotes from the original movie in the comments box and reminisce!

Total Recall MMO announced [Eurogamer]


    Oh Mark, you make me wish I had three hands

    Please arrange these words.

    Ass. Get. To. Your. Mars.

    There's a remake? hahaha I didn't even know. (I guess a sign of the quality?)

    'Two weeks....two weeeeeeks....twoooo weeeeks!'
    'Get ready for a surprise!'

    You're damaged goods, Mark. (Caplan.. obviously)

    You think THIS is a delusion!?!?



    'You've gone some nerve showing your face around here'
    'Look whose talking'

    'Consider that a divorce!'


    Mark! Calling Colin irrelevant, pah! In Bruges was a masterpiece!

    I only watched Total recall um 6 months ago, I fought its a great moive, made all the better by arnie. Get your ass to mars and score some triple bombs ladies.

    Johnny Cab: What is your destination?

    Dennis Quaid: Drive DRIVE! Anywhere!! Shit! SHIT!

    Johnny Cab: I'm not familiar with that destination.

    Dennis Quaid (rips out Johnny Cab): RAHHHH

    "What have you been feeding this thing"

    Philip K. Dick was a genius, and Arnie is the king of cheese:D

      Not to mention Paul verhoeven in the directors chair!

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