Sometimes sleep can be important. Necessary, even. But what if stuff happens? Video game stuff? That's when we send out a small army of puppy dogs to gather the news that happened while you were sleeping and plonk the highlights right here. Plonk!
We have our very own Battlefield 3 review. Chances are you've already bought the game -- want to see your opinion reaffirmed, or controversially subverted? Read the Kotaku US review, because I don't think I'll ever write another review as long as I live!
Brad Pitt sounds like every child's worst nightmare -- the parent who doesn't understand games and is always hassling them to go out and play. Come on Brad, get with it Grandad!
The Grand Theft Auto V trailer is incoming, and we're a bit excited. In preparation you should watch this completely out there take on what we might see. Also -- this Catwoman cosplay is bananas, and the PlayStation Vita looks awesome outside the case, the case itself? Meh.
In Short Battlefield 3: The Kotaku Review Taiwanese Animation Offers WTF Take On Grand Theft Auto V Trailer The Vita Is Beautiful, The Vita Is Beautiful, The Vita's Case Is Not Dante vs Star Wars vs Catwoman Brad Pitt Is Too Old, Mean For Video Games