Angry Birds Merchandise Is Out Of Control…

30 responses to “Angry Birds Merchandise Is Out Of Control…”

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   D.C.

   December 7, 2011 at 8:52 am

   That’s dedication on the wife’s behalf. You can almost feel the love. :S

   I’m not really a fan of Angry Birds. My sister loves it, but I mostly just dig the repetitive theme song.

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2. 

   Freeze S. Preston Icequire

   December 7, 2011 at 8:52 am

   And he made her dress as the useless red one. What’s he implying?

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      Chris

      December 7, 2011 at 8:56 am

      the red angry bird is apparently the most popular one in regards to merchandise sales according to a friend i have who works at a game traders store

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         Morgrim

         December 8, 2011 at 8:38 am

         A lot of people that don’t play the game find it the most characterful and visually appealing of the birds. So I’m guessing a lot of players probably do too even if it’s useless.

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3. 

   Sam

   December 7, 2011 at 8:53 am

   Really? I find the most concerning thing is that this person got invited to dinner with the president for creating Angry Birds…. as a high achievement???? Just…. really???????!! Those poor doctors and the like.

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4. 

   Shane

   December 7, 2011 at 8:53 am

   Erm, he invented a game in which you shoot birds at pigs… or something.

   Clearly he’s all there in the head.

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      Choc

      December 7, 2011 at 10:53 am

      well no he didn’t. The CEO was hired into rovio after the blokes made lots of money that did 🙂

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5. 

   Lord Crumplebottom

   December 7, 2011 at 8:55 am

   Expect the cartoon and even more merchandise spin-off from that shortly. Then…? Angry Birds: The Movie!

   At that stage I suspect to crack completely.

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   1. 

      NotoriousR

      December 7, 2011 at 9:00 am

      Good news everyone!

      http://screenrant.com/angry-birds-movie-iphone-benm-75572/

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         Lord Crumplebottom

         December 7, 2011 at 9:07 am

         GAAAAAAH!

         *snap*

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6. 

   cbrate

   December 7, 2011 at 8:58 am

   At least there are no official AB sex toys…. yet.

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7. 

   Strange

   December 7, 2011 at 8:58 am

   She does not look happy to be be wearing that monstrosity.
   He probably sweet-talked her by telling her he was commissioning a designer to make her a unique dress for the occasion, and only showed her at the last minute when it was too late to organise anything else. 😛

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      D.C.

      December 7, 2011 at 9:01 am

      There’s a chance she’s never played the game either, maybe the reference just went over her head. Until it was too late. 😀

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8. 

   AerintheADEQUATE

   December 7, 2011 at 8:59 am

   His mistress is a yellow triangle bird… just sayin’

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9. 

   Tristan Damen

   December 7, 2011 at 9:05 am

   You think it’s bad here? Take a trip to Bangkok. Angry Birds merchandise was in almost every store and stall I came across.

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   1. 

      Steve

      December 7, 2011 at 2:09 pm

      It’s not just in Asia. Sydney flea markets are FILLED with knockoff Angry Birds shit. I don’t know who buys this crap either. Who likes Angry Birds that goddamn much?

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10. 

    Nath

    December 7, 2011 at 9:06 am

    This has Stockholm Syndrome written aaaaall over it.

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11. 

    Effluvium Boy

    December 7, 2011 at 9:09 am

    They’re Finnish.
    Not much else to it.

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12. 

    Blood Apathy

    December 7, 2011 at 9:27 am

    see, this is like, classy level cosplay. This will make all the cosplayers much much happier about taking part in their chosen pass time in public….oh god. This could end badly.

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13. 

    Thistler

    December 7, 2011 at 9:32 am

    If I made my wife wear this she’d surely be one… Angry bird. Also she’d be angry for calling her a bird. Plus she’s sick of puns and average jokes.

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14. 

    Azza

    December 7, 2011 at 9:50 am

    99% of these merchandise are fake, so you can’t really blame Rovio for that.

    I bought my gf some angry bird plushies from the online store. Her favourite new hobby is to throw them at me as soon as I walk in the door -__-

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15. 

    Joshy206

    December 7, 2011 at 10:01 am

    Angry Birds isn’t popular because it’s a fun game. It’s like the first iPod: there had, and will be, better things in it’s area, but the design made it popular.

    That said, I didn’t see 18″ iPod plush toys everywhere.

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16. 

    Cephalxn

    December 7, 2011 at 10:10 am

    Worst game ever

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17. 

    Choc

    December 7, 2011 at 10:52 am

    she certainly looks like an angry bird, look at the facial!

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18. 

    Edward

    December 7, 2011 at 12:08 pm

    if there was anywhere to see an angry birds climbing bag; st leonards was probably it.

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19. 

    Steve

    December 7, 2011 at 2:19 pm

    The dress looks horrid. The worst part is that they decided to incorporate the eyes of the bird into the chest area, and with the beak being covered up, it looks like they’re just highlighting her nipples…

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20. 

    John

    December 7, 2011 at 2:48 pm

    That’s weird. I’m in Asia right now, and all I’m noticing is all the Angry Birds merchandise everywhere myself. Angry Birds pencils, Angry Birds stickers, Angry Birds thongs, Angry Birds slippers, Angry Birds fluffy slippers, and lots more which I can’t name right now off the top of my head.

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21. 

    Barno

    December 7, 2011 at 7:03 pm

    Actually I think that’s kinda awesome.

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22. 

    Mikko

    December 9, 2011 at 6:17 pm

    Not sure where your located but go climbing in evolution…. Not the best for ropes but bouldering there is crazy good

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23. 

    picky

    December 11, 2011 at 1:44 am

    yeh this shit is all over china, annoys the shit outta me

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