You are the CEO of Rovio, creator of Angry Birds. You are a wildly rich, successful man. The president of your country asks you to come to a celebration for high achievers in the capital. You take your wife. And she dresses up as an Angry Bird. This is what's wrong with the world!
Honestly! This is getting out of control! Someone has to reign it in. I went to a climbing gym in St Leonards, Sydney and I saw someone with this...
A bloody Angry Birds chalk bag? At the back of my mind I was like, 'do I want one of these?' But then my brain screamed 'NO, YOU IDIOT! YOU DO NOT WANT ONE OF THESE!'
Anyway, the point of this story is this: really? You got your wife to wear a dress made up to look like the character from your game to a Presidents ball? Really?