What should I do here? Should I write this post in the style of Bastion's narrator? Or should I just tell you that Bastion is now on sale at Steam and you can buy it for less than what you paid for your lunch? Maybe I can narrate you actually buying the game on Steam -- that would be mad meta.
You know what -- just go and buy the game if you want it. That's the message here. I didn't enjoy the game as much as others seemed to, but apparently I gave up on it too early (probably a fair criticism). It won the Kotaku readers choice award for best Indie/Downloadable game, so it's worth a bash at least!