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CheapSkate Gamer

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LAMBO MANN AUSTRALIAN VICE PRESIDENT, MANN CO.

PC

Digital Download Defense Grid: The Awakening and DLC – $7.99 Dead Rising 2 – $14.98 The Humble Bundle 4 – $Whatever King’s Bounty: Platinum Edition – $8.74 Resident Evil 5 – $9.98 Super Street Fighter IV Arcade Edition – $19.98 The Witcher: Enhanced Edition Director’s Cut – $5.00 The Witcher 2 – $23.99 Wing Commander 1 & 2 – $2.99

PC Retail Assassin’s Creed Revelations – $34.99 Batman Arkham City Steelbook Edition – $46.99 Brink – $15.99 Call of Juarez: The Cartel – ~$20.01 Diablo 2 Gold Edition – ~$20.01 Darkspore – ~$20.01 Dirt 3 – $15.99 Need for Speed The Run – $42.99 Tomb Raider (Pre-order) – $37.99 Tom Clancy Collection – ~$20.01

Xbox 360

Dead Rising 2 – $19.99 Enslaved: Odyssey to the West – ~$15.97 Gears of War 3 – $44.99 LOTR War in the North – $36.99 Metal Gear Solid HD Collection (pre-order) – $43.99 Mindjack – ~$15.97 http://www.zavvi.com/games/platforms/xbox-360/mindjack/10226629.html Sherlock Holmes vs Jack the Ripper – ~$20.01 Sonic Generations – $37.99 Super Street Fighter IV – ~$20.01 http://www.zavvi.com/games/platforms/xbox-360/super-street-fighter-iv-4/10068590.html Tomb Raider (pre-order) – $56.99 http://www.ozgameshop.com/xbox-360-games/tomb-raider-game-xbox-360

PS3

Borderlands GOTY – ~$23.10 Call of Juarez: The Cartel – $23.99 Dirt 3 – $31.99 Enslaved: Odyssey to the West – ~$15.97 Lego Harry Potter Years 5-7 – $40.99 LOTR War in the North – $40.99 http://www.ozgameshop.com/ps3-games/the-lord-of-the-rings-war-in-the-north-game-ps3 Rayman Origins – $45.99 http://www.ozgameshop.com/ps3-games/rayman-origins-game-ps3 Resident Evil 5: Gold Edition – ~$20.01 Singstar Dance – $16.99 Tomb Raider (pre-order) – $56.99

Wii

Goldeneye 007 – $21.99 Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess – ~$23.10 Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit – ~$23.10 Okami – $22.99 Tangled – ~$15.97

NDS

The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks – $23.99 Sonic Colours – ~$23.10 http://www.zavvi.com/games/platforms/nintendo-ds/sonic-colours/10196406.html Super Mario 3D Land (3DS) – $45.99 Mario Kart 7 (3DS) – $47.99 The Sims 3 (3DS) – $30.99

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