‘Hello Ocean Marketing, You’re An A**hole!’

19 responses to “‘Hello Ocean Marketing, You’re An A**hole!’”

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   Jake

   December 28, 2011 at 2:09 pm

   That’s great.

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   Jake

   December 28, 2011 at 2:09 pm

   The first guy was a better actor.

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3. 

   Lobo

   December 28, 2011 at 2:10 pm

   I’m quite happy to watch this one play out all the way.

   My favorite part so far was when he started name dropping the ‘majors’ then the big K, IGN and others pretty much called him out for being a dick.

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   mchaza

   December 28, 2011 at 2:14 pm

   very well done, I couldn’t believe it when I read the emails on penny arcade, like who is this person lol.

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5. 

   autoowned

   December 28, 2011 at 2:15 pm

   LOL…NAMBLA

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6. 

   Batguy

   December 28, 2011 at 2:17 pm

   I lost any remaining sympathy when I read his latest message to PA:
   “I just wanted to apologize for the way our emails progressed I didn.t know how big your site was and I really didn.t believe you ran Pax , So for what.s its worth I am very sorry.”

   So he’s saying that if he had realised Mike was a big deal, he wouldn’t have treated him that way – but if he had just been the Internet nobody that he thought he was, then that kind of communication was justified?

   Bah. Bully, jerk, and somebody who needs to either learn some genuine lessons from this episode, or simply move on to a different career. Because he’s clearly not suited to devising “marketting stratagies” with his current skills.

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      Exaemo

      December 28, 2011 at 2:45 pm

      This guy is a genuine Starscream

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7. 

   Dan Miller

   December 28, 2011 at 2:24 pm

   They should talk to the kind a**holes at gasp about bad costumer services. I read the story last night and the first thought was their stuffed.

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8. 

   Exaemo

   December 28, 2011 at 2:50 pm

   And so Mr. Christoforo rose to fame as the video game industry’s nobody.

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9. 

   nicky6

   December 28, 2011 at 2:51 pm

   This is pretty funny and well made for how fast they’ve done it.

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10. 

    Patrick

    December 28, 2011 at 3:14 pm

    The best part is how most of the dialogue is just ripped straight from his emails.

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    1. 

       Chazz

       December 28, 2011 at 3:33 pm

       http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk

       😛

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11. 

    DKnight1000

    December 28, 2011 at 3:31 pm

    All I’m going to say:

    Ocean Strategy
    “Member of the United Federation of Planets”

    Classic!

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12. 

    Poida

    December 28, 2011 at 3:48 pm

    Did this Jersey Shore reject just retweet this youtube link to a parody of himself from his new twitter profile? This tool has no clue. And what is with that arm or leg in his profile pic? Looks like some other meatball doing fistpumps, or some roid monkey has his leg up showing off his junk. Best not ponder on that too much methinks. The dude does hang out with Tony Hawk though. Maybe some bad PR could be a good move for his skateboard peripheral thing, as nothing else could ever save it.

    http://twitter.com/OceanStratagy

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13. 

    quicktooth

    December 28, 2011 at 3:52 pm

    *smiles happily* *eats popcorn*

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14. 

    Aron

    December 28, 2011 at 5:15 pm

    After having read the whole sad story and watched it play out over the last days or so i feel a tremendous swell of sadness for the family of this “Dave” from Ocean Marketing.

    He was a fool, he was antagonistic, he was a aggressive, he was vulgar and he was in every way, shape and form well outside the purvey of a PR Manager.

    To quote the internet “He done goofed”

    His family however, his “wife and child” will have to deal with the fallout of his actions for the rest of his, and their, natural life.

    He will be fired, if the company has any sense at all, and it won’t be pretty:
    To regain any credibility in the public eye they will undoubtedly blacklist him for every subsidiary company and associate company they have connections too and publicly crucify for his actions.

    If his name is not attached to a burning effigy by the end of the week i will be quite surprised.

    – Aron

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    1. 

       DKnight1000

       December 28, 2011 at 6:27 pm

       Paul is the Ocean Marketing guy.
       Dave is the Customer.

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          McGarnical

          December 28, 2011 at 7:54 pm

          Correct, but it’s spelled “marketting”.

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15. 

    Jake

    December 28, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    Shouldn’t the title read “Your an A-hole” ??

    I think if anybody knows correct grammar, it’s Paul Christoforo! He is the yellow Power Ranger after all.

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