Porno Version Of Tomb Raider Is Actually Quite Well-Cast


Today, Exquisite Films emailed us to let us know that they’ve announced the full cast for Tomb Raider XXX, their upcoming porn parody of the Tomb Raider franchise.

We already knew that Chanel Preston was slated to play Lara Croft herself — and given the look of her (safe-for-work) publicity photos, she’s actually a pretty great match for the character! Thanks to Die Screaming, I also now know that Preston has already taken on the role of Wonder Woman in The Justice League of Pornstar Superheroes, so she’ll be no stranger to doing it on-camera while dressed up as a strong female icon.

The rest of the cast will include Lea Lexis as the antagonistic Jacqueline Natla, Kagney Linn Karter as Amanda, and Lee Stone as Larson Conway, as well as Gracie Glam, Nicole Aniston, Dani Daniels, Derrick Pierce, Anthony Rosano, Evan Stone, and Danny Mountain. Lotta dudes named “Stone” and “Mountain” in the porn industry, it seems. It’ll be directed by Joran Septo, who helmed porny parody versions of both “American Dad” and “Saturday Night Fever.”

There are so many ways to go with this… I think I’ll just play it straight and say that it’s nice that they’ve put so much thought into who will play Lara. I can only hope that the rest of the cast turns out to be as well-picked, though google searches for promotional photos of the other cast members have proved… less than illuminating. At least when it comes to answering the question “Does this guy look anything like popular video game character Larson Conway?”

Tomb Raider XXX is only now beginning production, so it doesn’t have a trailer yet. But given the hilarious nature of, say, the Iron Man XXX trailer, we here at Kotaku are expecting great things.

Chanel Preston to Play Lara Croft in Tomb Raider Parody [Die Screaming]


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