CNN Thought Gamer Chopped Off His Arm, Missed 'Joke'

"Boy Severs Arms After Playing Video Game" read the headline of a story that ran on CNN's iReport site earlier this morning. It's the stuff of nightmares for video game advocates, another chance for those who demonise games' effects on human behaviour to crucify the medium.

But, here's the problem with unscreened crowd-sourced news, which is what iReport is: sometimes, you wind up with complete and utter nonsense.

The piece, which appears to be a cut-and-paste job from newssite The Global Daily, purports that 16-year-old Ryan Dunham had a friend try to hack his arms off after playing to Katawa Shoujo, a dating sim where the female characters suffer fro various disabilities like missing limbs. Here's a piece of the report:

Dunham's friend (name withheld by request) used a large woodcutting axe to deliver the blows and intended to sever both arms but panicked and called an ambulance after nearly severing Ryan's right arm. Ryan had knocked himself out by consuming a large quantity of alcohol earlier in the night, but he left a message on his computer explaining the reasons behind his choice and telling his parents that his friend was not to blame. The message was also posted on social networking websites Reddit and 4chan. Several Reddit users tried to raise the alarm and alert authorities but it was too late. Paramedics rushed Dunham to Brantford General Hospital but were unable to re-attach the partially severed arm and were forced to amputate it. A local police spokesperson said they are looking into the incident but does not expect they will file charges.

The game's real and Kotaku's reported on it several times.

This report, though, appears to be fake. Navigating over to the Global Daily brings readers to SkipHopz, a click-bait site filled with other spurious headlines where Seinfeld star Jason Alexander is supposedly dead, former teen pop star Zac Hanson supposedly purchased a swimming pool full of cocaine and reality show curiosity Tila Tequila was supposedly strangled by komodo dragons. In other gaming news, they've written that Valve's Gabe Newell was dead last December. Right.

As of this writing, the iReport's been pulled from CNN. Based on the sourcing, it looks like the bogus sensationlism should never have run in the first place.


Comments

    Remember when 'the media' wasn't a dirty phrase? I sure as hell don't, was it ever? I think I like the idea of 'the media' more than any reality of it.

      Sam name me one news or media outlet that reports accurately and unbiased facts time and time again. Because I sure as heck don't see one. Haven't for a long time either.

        Al-Jazeera English, Russia Today.

        Me either. Very hard to know what's actually happening in the world. If the news organisations of the world actually worked, it'd be great. You can't claim to be able to make democratic decisions as a citizen without information; and The Media is more or less IT as such a source. So. What the hell do we do? If someone knows, please reply.

    Reading that article, it looks as if the writer doesn't even realise what 4chan and Reddit are. Nobody on there would report someone severing their arm to the hospital. They'd laugh!

    "a dating sim where the female characters suffer fro various disabilities like missing limbs". Or letters, you amateur wankers. For fuck's sake, get your house in order Serrels, hire a fucking proofreader. I know this is a US article but honestly, every article, every day.

      ...Allure Media is not Gawker.

        Yea, it's pretty funny seeing an article on this site complaining about journalistic integrity. It's hard to come by here and in most other places. It's sad that we now have to read news with our cynicism always at the ready.

        On a separate note; america, this is what irony actually is. Not watching a shit show and saying that you like it.

    Considering Anna Coren- from Today Tonight- works as a reporter for CNN, I wouldn't trust much of what they say these days...

    "By the time an ambulance arrived the lizards had already begun to feed, ripping strips of flesh from Tequila's breasts and thighs. Once her perfect skin and toned muscles were penetrated her organs were easy pickings for the giant lizards,"

    I lost it at "her perfect skin and toned muscles." Best article ever.

      That was some of the best humor writing I've read in a while!

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