EA Sports' Grand Slam Tennis 2 Outwits The Hawk-Eye

You may not know this, but my old man is a tennis umpire. He's done it for more than 25 years, which means he's had some pretty big assignments. Dad's worked two Olympics, numerous U.S. Opens (including lines crew of the most recent men's final), and has been called a fucking chickenshit bastard by John McEnroe himself.

Unlike McEnroe, my Dad is undefeated in Grand Slam competition -- against the Hawk-Eye. That's the instant-replay technology used overturn the linesmen's rulings. So Dad, if he played video games, would be delighted to know his mechanical nemesis has no presence in EA Sports' Grand Slam Tennis 2, due out on Valentine's Day. Not that it matters, as my Dad could accurately call the game on a 12-inch black-and-white TV screen from the far end of your fucking chickenshit bastard living room.

Liam Miller, producer for Grand Slam Tennis 2 acknowledged that the development team considered including Hawk-Eye replays for verisimilitude -- certainly as televised replay officiating is implemented in EA Sports' Madden and NCAA Football products. ""It's not like we didn't think about it putting it in," he said in a streamed broadcast, reported by VG247. "But people want to play tennis. They want to hit the ball. They don't want to spend too much time looking at replays."

Exactly, thank you. And as EA Sports -- and any video game maker, frankly -- has the means of developing a purely objective, 100 per cent accurate method of officiating the gameplay, I likewise see no need for it to include that fucking chickenshit bastard Hawk-Eye.

No Hawk-Eye in Grand Slam Tennis 2 [VG247]


Comments

    They should have a setting where the game makes intentionally dodgy calls (for and against the player) and implement Hawkeye challenges.

    Tennis without the ability to feel aggrieved by a line call is not tennis!

    Why do you cuss so much ? It doesn't improve your writing in any way.

      You don't know who John McEnroe is do you?

      Look up Youtube John McEnroe. Should say enough.

    Is it actually going to be a better game than Top Spin 4 though? Honest question, considering the latest Virtua Tennis was given no chance against TS4.

    "and has been called a fucking chickenshit bastard by John McEnroe himself."

    Nice. Personally I'd have that picture framed on a wall at my place if I was your dad. lol.

    Good article.

    This is probably the best article I've read in a while... you "fucking chickenshit bastard". Lol.

    Not enough current players in the game for my liking. Not sure why they can't get the majority of the top-100 in the game as opposed to the seven men and four women tennis players (to go with the golden oldies). You will get sick of playing the same players all the time. And if I wanna play the golden oldies, I'll go and buy Grand Slam Tennis 1989.

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