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    Wow! A new low! Congratulations, surprised you had time to post EIGHT pictures of this shit, or was Ashcraft giving you a hand?

      I for one was highly amused. Personally if I don't like the work of a writer I skip past it, rather than taking the opportunity to demean him.

        Highly amused? You have my sympathy.

          get off your high horse.

          this was pointless and stupid, but it's hilarious!

            Ok mate, pointless and stupid = hilarious. Now we know who watches shit like that jack and Jill movie. You're the reason we can't have nice things.

              I'm wondering if you can produce a cohesive point without resorting to ad hominem attacks on others' tastes or moral character. He's right, get off your high horse you self-righteous idiot. They're pictures of game hardware in some interesting positions, that to those unfamiliar with pornographic material, would find completely innocuous. Way to go Helen Lovejoy.

    For what it's worth, it made me laugh.

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsglhv1D7E1qfke36.png

    These are all perfectly crisp and clear pictures of Nintendo consoles fornicating each other in various positions by different methods...

    The previous gallery of awesome art by Japanese artists that was inspired by Assassin's Creed was full of blurry, pixellated, and oddly cropped images that I couldn't truly enjoy...

    The Universe is cruel. The Universe is cruel.

    I only read these articles for the comments.

    That's sooo fucking stupid.

    This is funny as. Maybe it's because I have a GameCube.

    Um, okay then. I wish I had never clicked the article. God damn my curiosity. That poor cat i've just murdered D:

    If I was Japanese I might have come all over my computer

    But come on, no-one can honestly say that they didn't laugh at this

    I hate stupid sex-based-for-boobies articles, but this isn't one of them: this is actually hilarious.

    Welcome to 2005 Kotaku.
    One day you will catch up, I just know you will!

    Someone somewhere is getting off on this.

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