Kotaku Kristmas Giveaway: S.P.A.Z. Winners!

It is now time to announce the winners of the Kotaku Kristmas giveaways. Today we're announcing the winners of S.P.A.Z.!

So, without further adeiu, congrats to...

Mazer January 4, 2012 at 2:58 PM There once was a pirate named Zed whose wife just divorced him and fled the new husband for her was a philosopher That’s the story of Ex, Why and Zed

redartifice There once was a pirate named Zed Who had a run in with the undead But he began to fear that his life story was near to being a Johnny Depp-film retread.

Shane There once was a pirate called Zed He doesn’t breathe when he is in bed Zed went for a ride To the other side Because we all know that ZED IS DEAD.

Blood Apathy There once was a pirate named Zed set his phasers to “make things dead” shot himself in the ass gave us quite a laugh He now has to sit on his head.

Neon Jackal There once was a pirate named Zed Who needed his tires retread He said with a moan While on his cell phone I’ll call a mechanic instead.

As is the style of the time, here are some entries that I also liked!

Bjorn Morrison There once was a pirate named Zed Whose hand was eaten by the undead The day after that happened Zed saluted the captain And put his new hook through his head

Antonis Biolakis There once was a Pirate named Zed, He woke with a very sore head. He drank some Berocca, Was still off his rocker, said screw it I’ll have rum instead.

Blaghman There once was a pirate named Zed, It was known he occasionally said, There’s nothing to do, But to drink some Irn Bru, And so now he’s the Scottishmen’s head.

Well done all the winners, and thanks to everyone who entered! We'll be getting in touch with you guys soon to sort out your prizes!


Comments

    Congrats to the winners

    Though... *SORE LOSER ALERT* ... ass and laugh don't rhyme, do they? Also isn't it considered poor form for a Limerick to use the same ending word in two lines? (True, that it was funny to have the X, Y and Z and still worthy of a win)... I... I just have nothing better to do...

    I'm going to get flamed... aren't I?

    Grats guys \o/

    The winners were all fantastically clever. Well done!

      Not mine. I began with Pulp Fiction and just worked my way back to the opening line :P

    Grats to the winners, and fair warning: this game WILL draw you in and not let go!

    Aww I thought I had a good shot at this one. Dammit Mark, you're making me spend more moeny on games. /sore loser

    Congrats to all the winners though, there was some excellent limericking going on.

    Now just have to save up all my creativety for the Normandy competition

    Congratulations to the winners...

    But uh, Mazer:

    There once was a pirate named Zed
    whose wife just divorced him and fled
    the new husband
    for her
    was a philosopher
    That’s the story of Ex, Why and Zed

    I.... know nothing of this.

      It happened when you got drunk in Vegas. We were going to tell you but the right time just never came up

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