It is now time to announce the winners of the Kotaku Kristmas giveaways. Today we’re announcing the winners of S.P.A.Z.!
So, without further adeiu, congrats to…
Mazer January 4, 2012 at 2:58 PM There once was a pirate named Zed whose wife just divorced him and fled the new husband for her was a philosopher That’s the story of Ex, Why and Zed
redartifice There once was a pirate named Zed Who had a run in with the undead But he began to fear that his life story was near to being a Johnny Depp-film retread.
Shane There once was a pirate called Zed He doesn’t breathe when he is in bed Zed went for a ride To the other side Because we all know that ZED IS DEAD.
Blood Apathy There once was a pirate named Zed set his phasers to “make things dead” shot himself in the ass gave us quite a laugh He now has to sit on his head.
Neon Jackal There once was a pirate named Zed Who needed his tires retread He said with a moan While on his cell phone I’ll call a mechanic instead.
As is the style of the time, here are some entries that I also liked!
Bjorn Morrison There once was a pirate named Zed Whose hand was eaten by the undead The day after that happened Zed saluted the captain And put his new hook through his head
Antonis Biolakis There once was a Pirate named Zed, He woke with a very sore head. He drank some Berocca, Was still off his rocker, said screw it I’ll have rum instead.
Blaghman There once was a pirate named Zed, It was known he occasionally said, There’s nothing to do, But to drink some Irn Bru, And so now he’s the Scottishmen’s head.
Well done all the winners, and thanks to everyone who entered! We’ll be getting in touch with you guys soon to sort out your prizes!