Christmas is long gone, New Year is but a memory. But the festivities continue on Kotaku, thanks to Chuloopa and his band of Kotaku elves. Today he's giving away copies of Bastion!
Take it away Chuloopa!
Oh glorious days of glorified glorious glory! That's probably not a proper sentence and i'm Chuloopa! I have free stuff!
Not really your ordinary introduction to a competition, but i'm really quite excited. Bastion just happens to be my favorite Indie title of last year. So, you know, i'm giving it away. To you guys. FOR FREE.
That's right, courtesy of the FANTASTIC people over at Supergiant Games, i have 3 copies of their multiple award-winning game, Bastion.
If you're one of the scant few that still haven't played this game, then now is your chance to dive into what is, in my opinion, on of the greatest indie titles i have ever had the honor of playing in my life. From the art, to the music, to the EXCELLENT voice over work, everything about this game is just pure brilliance.
what do you have to do to win your very own copy of Bastion for steam? It's simple, really. One of the best things about Bastion is the husky-voiced narator, as seen in the launch trailer above. What i want you to do is to explain something REALLY mundane in your day-to-day life, in the style of a Bastion narration. I also want you to mention 'the Calamity' at least once. This can be anything. Getting a coffee. Making your breakfast. Sending a fax. Just make it entertaining.
The best 3 entries take a copy of the game!
Good luck, ladies and gents!
Drop your answers in the comments below and we'll announce the winners next week!
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