This Xbox 360 Controller Dispenses Hot Pockets

17 responses to “This Xbox 360 Controller Dispenses Hot Pockets”

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   Sam

   January 25, 2012 at 4:15 pm

   I know this is probably too much of a leap for most to follow, but upon reading the title, I was expecting a controller that smartly dispenses some of the heat created by holding the controller… you know… like… pockets of heat… I was let down by the reality 🙁 I’d love a PS3 pad that keeps cool and dry.
   >_>
   <_<
   *runs*

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   1. 

      lambogirl99

      January 25, 2012 at 4:16 pm

      Hahaha, that’s what I was thinking too 🙂

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   2. 

      thejiveman

      January 25, 2012 at 4:52 pm

      You know what i think you’re onto something there, my gaming room can get down to -5 in winter and i cant wear gloves and play. This is and awesome idea Patent pending, patent pending, patent pending.

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   Effluvium Boy

   January 25, 2012 at 4:23 pm

   I am so hungry right now…

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3. 

   Zeruel

   January 25, 2012 at 4:47 pm

   What exactly is a hot pocket? Is that one in the pic? Some sort of pizza roll?

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      Stephen

      January 25, 2012 at 5:02 pm

      Its a well known American snack with 40+ varieties mostly just microwavable food inside a pastry sleeve.

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      1. 

         mchaza

         January 25, 2012 at 5:03 pm

         basically fat rolled in fat pretty much would sum it up, like most american food. Oh there would have to be some corn thrown in there as well.

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         1. 

            Aliasalpha

            January 25, 2012 at 7:37 pm

            And sugar, don’t forget sugar. Or was the corn you suggested in syrup form?

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4. 

   Travii

   January 25, 2012 at 6:13 pm

   This is why the rest of the world shakes their head at America…

   Besides the fact that they claim they speak English, yet always seem from refrain from doing so.

   If those fat, diabetics spent their energy on things other than creating new and novel ways to eat whilst remaining sedentary, they would have built neo-Atlantis by now

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      Tezz

      January 26, 2012 at 10:36 pm

      woah, they don’ t think they speak English, they think they speak American.

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5. 

   TUALMASOK

   January 25, 2012 at 8:02 pm

   Those controllers aren’t big enough for my kebab.

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6. 

   Nignosis

   January 25, 2012 at 9:18 pm

   Stop trying to make us equally fat, Amurka.

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7. 

   Vx

   January 25, 2012 at 11:43 pm

   I can’t believe I just watched that… I don’t know about you, but I prefer taking a break and using a plate ;D

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8. 

   Picky

   January 26, 2012 at 12:07 am

   Kotaku really needs a ridiculous stamp

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9. 

   boxanata

   January 26, 2012 at 6:24 am

   What the hell is a Hot Pocket? I’m not sure if you know this, but here In Australia we eat Chico Rolls… Not these Hot Pocket things.

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      Telextial

      January 26, 2012 at 11:13 am

      I think only South Australia does this. I’ve never seen Chico Rolls anywhere else.

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      1. 

         Daniel

         October 23, 2012 at 2:39 pm

         Pretty sure woolworths and Coles sell em hahaha

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