Man, dis gon' be gud! 4Chan is apparently in the midst of creating its very own Game of the Year awards, and I'm actually really looking forward to it. If anything, you can truly count on 4Chan to be completely and brutally honest. Also — they have the best categories.
Called the Vidya Gaem Awards, or the /v/GAs for short, the categories are as follows...
- Least Hated Game of the Year the game /v/ hated the least - Most Hated Game of the Year the game /v/ hated the most - Sort of OK Dev Award for developer of the year - Karl Marx Award for most capitalistic publisher - Alright Publisher Award for publisher of the year - "My Eyes are Bleeding" Award for worst graphics - Stylish Aesthetics Award for best aesthetics / art style - Grafics Cat Award for best technical graphics - S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Award for least convincing voice acting - Golden Voice Award for the best voice actor / actress - Best Voice Acting Award for best general voice acting in a game - Hamburger Helper Award for terrible writing - Planescape Award for great writing - Press X to Win the Award for most awful gameplay - "Actually Kind of Fun" Award for best gameplay - Rehash Award for least improved sequel - Hyperbole Award for most impressive trailer - Reddit Award for most hated fanbase this year - Teabagging Award for worst video game related event - Blunder of the Year for setting a new standard for failure - Scrub of the Year Award presented by THE BEST GAMERS - Most Interesting New IP for the IP we want to see more of - Audiophile Award for best sound - Eargasm Award for best soundtrack - Activision Award for crimes against gaming - VY Canis Majoris Award for fattest developer
You can click through to check out the list of nominees here
Some of the categories are brilliant: Origin, Ubisoft's DRM and Sony's hacking, among others, are all up for the Activision Award for crimes against gaming. Whilst Deus Ex: Human Revolution, Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective, Kirby's Return to Dream Land, Mario Kart 7, and Monster Girl Quest are all up for the 'coveted' 'Least Hated Game of the Year Award'.
Good luck everyone. You'll need it. The awards will be announced on February 11.