Rick Santorum Has Scored More Than A Million Points On Temple Run, According To His Kids

Red-hot Republican Presidential candidate Rick Santorum used to play Angry Birds, since that's what they put on his iPad for him. Then they put Temple Run on there for him. "I'm addicted to it," he said.

Addiction's bad, former Senator, Santorum!

Temple Run is a free iOS game in which you just keep running and running, and maybe it's a metaphor for the American way of doing Presidential campaigns.

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    Wow! More than a million?

    (For those of you who don't play Temple Run, more than a million isn't particularly hard if you've been playing for a while. My high score is about 8 million, and I've had the game for about a month.)

      Wtf was the point of this post?
      Get off your high horse you.

    still, frothy anal leakage.

    I wonder that if he learned any women and/or gay people and/or democrats worked on the game, he would stop playing it.

    His kids... You mean his litter of creepy home-schooled kids who had their dead preborn foetus sibling brought home for show-and-tell after the miscarriage? Oh right, I was thinking about another dysfunctional, creepy family.

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