Rick Santorum Has Scored More Than A Million Points On Temple Run, According To His Kids


Red-hot Republican Presidential candidate Rick Santorum used to play Angry Birds, since that’s what they put on his iPad for him. Then they put Temple Run on there for him. “I’m addicted to it,” he said.

Addiction’s bad, former Senator, Santorum!

Temple Run is a free iOS game in which you just keep running and running, and maybe it’s a metaphor for the American way of doing Presidential campaigns.

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