This Is All The Free Stuff You Get If You Attend The DICE Gaming Summit

People pay thousands of dollars to hobnob with their fellow captains of the video game industry here at the DICE Summit just outside of Las Vegas. Or they call themselves a gaming journalist (that's editor-in-chief to you!) and attend for free.

And when you register, they give you a bag of stuff. A bag of nonsense, really. Take a look.


    will dice be there? trololololo

    Will Kotaku be reviewing the configurable MLG gamepads?

    Will my black hair turn orange if I use blonde hair dye?

    What an insane amount of shit!

    I wonder if they would ever offer cheaper tickets to people if they didn't want the bag of free swag.

    (I'm a poet, and I didn't even know it.)

    that Tritton headset and MLG controller (if xbox360 version) ......want! :D~~~

    seems like cool gear to me, but only because i'm not a cynical world weary games journalist....

    i am always happy to get free stuff. after all, its free!!

    If I had to come up with a bag of swag this is what I would put in it (far more useful for partying in the vega area).

    1. one 45 caliber automatic,
    2. two boxes of ammunition
    3. four days concentrated emergency rations,
    4. one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills,
    5. one miniature combination American phrase book and Bible,
    6. one hundred dollars,
    7. one hundred dollars in gold,
    8. nine packs of chewing gum,
    9. one issue of prophylactics,
    10. three lipsticks,
    11. three pair of nylon stockings

    Bahaha i just realised, THQ should have put a U Draw in every bag loll.

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