The last time I posted links to Valentine’s Day cards a few readers cried lonely tears. Well, let me say right now that Valentine’s Day isn’t just for couples. For example, this Valentine’s Day I’m going to feed my dog a whole bunch of cookies and we’re going to frolic in the grass together. I will probably make my puppy a card, too. So here are some gift ideas for your significant other (or the adorable canine of your heart).
Love Mage made of polymer clay – $US14 – etsy.com
Nothing says “I love you” like a faceless cloaked thumb carrying a heart it found in the woods. All messages of love, compliments, and sweet nothings will henceforth be delivered to their recipients via cloaked thumbs. I mean Love Mages.
Heart-shaped Companion Cube Neclace – $US27 – etsy.com
Is it wrong that the first thing I think about when I see companion cubes is that they are all eventually euthanised? Man, that’s kind of depressing. Although perhaps once a relationship has run its course (like when a cube has run its use), you can throw it into a pit of flames! Yes! Think of all the meanings! Oh man!
Angry Birds Cross Stitch – $US15 – etsy.com
Nothing tells a love interest My Body Is Ready like cross-stitching. Nothing.
Zelda Life Meter Necklace – $US13 – etsy.com
Are the hearts half-full or half-empty? Perhaps it’s time you guys had a talk.
Angry Birds Iron-On Patch – $US11.99 – etsy.com
Valentine’s Day is a perfect opportunity to surprise the people you really care about. That hole she has in her distressed Ksubi jeans? Patch it right up with this Angry Birds applique and she will be thrilled when she sees it. That gangsta symbol on his cap? Do him a favour and patch right over it. If you love them you will do this.
That’s my short and silly list for this Wednesday afternoon. What Valentine’s Day gifts would you recommend for a geeky sweetheart? Throw your suggestions into the comments!
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