Why am I so tired? I slept for ten hours last night! Anyway -- video game news. ENGAGE.
What? Nothing interesting happened? Man.
Alright, I'm going to talk about how Kotaku US has been doing way more reviews lately. I'm fine with that, as long as I don't have to do them. Today there's a review for Syndicate -- a game we officially can't play.
And then there's another Mass Effect trailer. Well not another one -- the same one, just extended by 90 seconds. I can honestly say that I haven't even seen the first one that was released. I just don't watch trailers. They've lied to me too many times goddammit!
Want to change 'While You Were Sleeping' to 'While You Lay Awake In Bed All Night Cowering In A Pool Of Your Own Faeces'? You should totally click on this Cyclops cosplay. Man. Pretty scary. Also -- Spec Ops: The Line has a release date and a soldier recreates the Modern Warfare box art.
In Short Syndicate: The Kotaku Review Mass Effect 3 Take Back The Earth Trailer Extended Cut Doubles The Excitement Cyclops Girl Is The Stuff Of Nightmares Bored Soldier Recreates Modern Warfare Box Art Spec Ops: The Line Deploys June 26, Pre-Orders Get FUBARed