So, I decided to start my own petition!
We should be allowed to edit the comments on Kotaku AU. Not just ours, any of them. Not happy with the comments at the end of the article? Change them! Make them better (or worse)! Getting sick of a troll? Change his comments so he's talking about puppies and flowers instead! Freedom for the people! Power for the masses! There will be much rejoicing and celebrating, and then, not long after, much weeping and gnashing of teeth as the comments section becomes a sort of Kotaku Apocalypse! And then I, Lord Lambomann, will step up and become the Lord of the Kotakusphere, and I will rule over the commenters with an iron fist! Mwahahahahahaha!
Wait. I didn’t mean to reveal my evil plan to you all. Uh, um, here, check this out, this should help you forget all about it!
Anno 1404 Gold Edition PC Retail - $12.99
Saint Seiya Sanctuary Battle PS3 - ~$49.12
Yakuza Dead Souls PS3 - $41.99
Digital Download All Zombies Must Die! - $7.99 Burnout Paradise: The Ultimate Box - $4.99 Hacker Evolution Collection - $6.49 Hacker Evolution Duality - $12.47 L.A. Noire - $14.99 Majesty 2 Collection - $4.99 Neverwinter Nights 2: Gold - $7.48 Orcs Must Die! - $3.74 Rollercoaster Tycoon 3 Platinum - $9.98 Sanctum Collection - $5.50
Retail Crysis 2 - $16.99 GTA IV Complete Edition - $24.99 Mafia 2: Director’s Cut - ~$19.30 Rage: Anarchy Edition - ~$19.30 Star Wars: The Old Republic - $46.99 Total War: Shogun 2 - $13.99 Total War: Shogun 2 Fall of the Samurai Limited Edition - $24.99 Tropico 4 Special Edition - ~$19.30
Borderlands GOTY - ~$22.28 Crysis 2 - ~$22.28 Demon’s Souls - ~$19.30 F3AR - ~$17.67 Mass Effect 3 - ~$55.08 Operation Flashpoint Red River - $12.99 Portal 2 - ~$20.28 Rayman Origins - ~$29.71 Saints Row The Third - $34.99 Sonic Generations - $25.99 Space Marine - ~$19.30
Hasbro Family Game Night 4 - ~$20.28 Mario and Sonic at the 2012 London Olympics - $32.99 Mario Party 9 - $43.99 Monopoly Collection - ~$20.28 Pandora’s Tower Special Edition (pre-order) - $49.99 Rayman Origins - ~$22.28 The Last Story: Limited Edition - ~$56.57 Xenoblade Chronicles - $38.99
Bit Trip Saga (pre-order) (3DS) - $39.99 Kid Icarus: Uprising (pre-order) (3DS) - $44.99 Lego Star Wars The Complete Saga - $21.99 Lego Star Wars III - $21.99 Mario Kart 7 (3DS) - $44.99 Pokemon Guardian Ranger Signs - $27.99 Pro Evolution Soccer 2011 (3DS) - ~$22.28 Super Scribblenauts - ~$14.83 Super Street Fighter IV (3DS) - ~$22.28 Wario: Master of Disguise - ~$19.30
And remember, you didn’t see any evil plans in this article. *Jedi mind trick*