It's 10 p.m. and I'm being hunted by three furious 20-somethings in a pitch-black National Forest. They're pretty pissed off right now. It's like I've lined up all of their mothers, gotten a good running start, and combo-slapped the bunch, Mexican wave style. All of the champagne swear words are coming out, too, folks. F 'n' C combos, mostly – a rural Aussie classic.
The vast, empty bushland around us echoes their rage back to sender, doubled. It's a racket loud enough to disturb a colony of flying foxes who screech back in annoyance, as if they're angry Zubats about to be caught. Like me.
How did I get into this predicament? That requires a little Pokemon Go lesson and a fifteen-minute rewind of this pretty unheroic tale.
Typically, when thumbs-down ratings pour in and Steam’s chart-based review-bomb-detection alarms start ringing, it means a developer’s done something to earn users’ ire on a massive scale. Assassin’s Creed Unity, however, is experiencing the opposite: A positive review bomb.
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Classy.
First time I've ever laughed at a Bashcraft article.
You stay classy, Konami.
I've always wondered why Hooters is so insistent on being a "family-oriented" restaurant. Just cut the crap and turn it into a strip-club with buffalo wings, they'll make more money that way.
Snake Eater 3D and Hooter girls...
*head falls onto desk*
i thought those girls were pretty ordinarily.
hell i think i look better in a tank top and orange shorts then they do.
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