Mass Effect's Reapers Are Going To Screw Every Organic Being In The Galaxy

Surprisingly, this whole "unnecessary censorship" gag hasn't entirely worn out its welcome, as this very dramatic clip from Mass Effect 3 shows.

If you're not entirely sold on the idea, make it to 1:13.


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    How did Shepard get that awesome hoodie for his casual clothes.

      It's part of the N7 collectors edition

    How did Shepard get that awesome hoodie for his casual clothes.

      N7 special edition award.

      I have one of those hoodies and it is baws.

    Miranda's cracks me up.

    Did that Salarian actually say "Fuck"?

      Yeah he did, there's actually a noticable increase in the amount of swearing in ME3 over the other two games tbh.

        No there is not, this is a spoof fool.

          This is a spoof, but there is an increase in swearing in ME3 as opposed to the others. Still not much though

      Actually, she says 'Thug'.

    I remember that scene with Joker from the game, the one where he's in the pilots seat at the end, and this actually made me feel worse for him -

    Poor crippled bastard, just wants a bit of robot lovin' and Mr. I-Have-Fully-Formed-Bones-Shephard swoops in and steals his synthoid booty

    WHAT? LOVE FOR GAY PEOPLE IS FINALLY COOL BIOWARE BUT NOT FOR CRIPPLES!
    *MORE NONSENSICAL RAGE*

      AND WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE CRIPPLED HOMOSEXUALS! JESUS WHY BIOWARE YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!

        You're tearing me apart, Joker!!!

    this is the first time ive heard male shep talk. im gunna stick to femshep

    Funny but not as funny as the skyrim ones, the skyrim ones seemed more .... suiting.

    Hahahaha that was awesome. Mirandas was the best tho :D

    i wish the krogan actually said that in the game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I wet myself laughing so hard!

    Now that is the kind of dialog I like to see in a game like this, hell FCK yeah.

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